Ask Daryl. Everyone damn well does...

cocomotion asked: IF YOU DIE IN THE SEASON FINALE I WILL KILL YOU I SWEAR

o_O

Don’t you  go worryin’ none. Merle taught me well.

Anonymous asked: ;3 as in a winking kitty face, silly! X3

…. Right.

Is X3 a dead kitty then?

Anonymous asked: Do your initials, Double D, stand for something related to your mom? Were her tits amazing?

Anonymous asked: HInt: dont let Carl near your shit

Weren’t planning on it. None my stuff is kiddy toys an’ that boy got some attention span issues at any rate.

Now, I’m not sayin’ I could do any better job raisin’ the boy. I wouldn’t want t’even try. But, if I was one of them Grimes’ I might spend a little less time layin’ down the laws and a little more time wonderin’ where that boy o’mine is at.

… You’d think that after Sophia…

angry-jew asked: Why are you the only zen one?

Because everyone else is too busy being all up in each other’s business. They’re all like goddamn parasites. Keep your shit separate, keep your mind clear and don’t give a rat’s ass about anyone else’s problems.

I’m all set. Got one for Merle too.

Anonymous asked: Today is 'Women's Day'. What is your most cherished memory about your mother, or grandmother?

Huh. Guess I missed answerin’ on your special Woman’s Day. Do the rest of the days belong to the men-folk, or are they jus’ free for alls?

Mom wasn’t around long after I was born. Sometimes I reckon Merle ‘n’ Dad blame me for her goin’. Might be my fault, I don’t remember.

Dad’s mom smoked like a chimney, drank like a bum, told the dirtiest jokes I never got but was told off at school for repeatin’. Once when I went to see her with this shiner, she took me home and threw a plate at dad. That was good.

Anonymous asked: Do you think Daryl is going to wonder were the fuck his gun went

I am Daryl. Dumbass.

And what the hell do you mean “where my gun went?”?